On arrival, pleasant staff quickly take my bag upstairs to my room, and leave me standing in the driveway wondering where i'm going. they are kind enough to point me in the direction i need to go. So i climb up the stairs to my room; it's nice and clean so that's a good thing. I quickly realize that this "themed motel" is set up for couples. No big deal, different but ok. So the hotel is in a pretty average area, no where to eat out near by. so I order room service. Prices are reasonable until the food arrives; average is being kind. Food was tasteless and appeared to have come out of a can.
sleep quality was good, probably a bit too much noise from what i assume were the staff out in the car park area.
Now came breakfast which was included in the price. Don't be fooled into thinking it's a buffet breakfast as with most other places. i asked the staff and they said, order off the menu. So I did and they sent a bill. I sent the bill back, after some discussion with the manager, i was allowed to eat the food I ordered without charge. Goes without saying that it was not pleasant. The interaction with the staff for the day consisted of three attempts to have them clean and make up the room. 3rd time lucky; except the cleaner came up and asked me what i wanted done. I suggested that the bed get made, new towels provided and the dirty dishes be removed. (It's not rocket science). Breakfast on morning two was what i was entitled to have; this consisted of two very sad looking rolls. mmmmm yummy they were not. Day two was similar, no room cleaning even after it was requested. So i spoke to the manager asking for it to be cleaned prior to going out. I cam back to find a bed made up, new towels and a bunch of left overs and dirty dishes from breakfast still on the table in the middle of the room.
I've got one day to go, but couldn't wait to write this review to help others avoid this place if they can.
I've worked out that this motel chain has several sites; I'm not sure what the others are like, but this one, from what i can tell, does not have a spa, a gym, a restaurant or any amenities other than the room and room service food.