The hotel is clearly an old Ibis that hasn’t had a penny spent on it since they changed the signs!
There was an unflushed turd in my toilet.
There were two lights not working in my room.
The bathroom door stay was broken off.
The carpets in the corridor and on the stairs is filthy.
I sat in the restaurant where there was only one other diner, his starter came, they ignored me, his starter was cleared, they ignored me, his main came, they ignored me, I left and went elsewhere!