HAHA 😭 yes — **Airbnb house rules**, not your life rules.
Based on your condo rentals and the kinds of issues you've dealt with, I'd make them **clear, guest-friendly, but protective of your property**:
# 🏠 HOUSE RULES
Welcome! We’re happy to host you and hope you enjoy your stay. To keep the unit comfortable and pleasant for everyone, please observe the following house rules:
### 1. 🕒 CHECK-IN & CHECK-OUT
* Check-in: **[Time]**
* Check-out: **[Time]**
* Early check-in or late check-out is subject to availability and prior approval.
* Please do not enter the unit before your approved check-in time unless arranged with the host.
* Late check-outs without prior approval may incur additional charges.
### 2. 👥 GUESTS & VISITORS
* Only registered guests are allowed to stay overnight.
* Please provide accurate information regarding the number of guests.
* Visitors are allowed only with prior notice and subject to building regulations.
* No unauthorized overnight guests.
### 3. 🔇 QUIET HOURS
* Please observe quiet hours from **10:00 PM to 7:00 AM**.
* No loud music, parties, shouting, or activities that may disturb neighbors.
* Please be considerate of other residents at all times.
### 4. 🚭 NO SMOKING
* **No smoking or vaping inside the unit.**
* Please use only designated smoking areas, if available.
* Any smoke-related cleaning, odor removal, or damage may be charged to the guest.
### 5. 🎉 NO PARTIES OR EVENTS
* Parties, events, celebrations, and gatherings are **not allowed** without prior written approval.
* The unit is intended for peaceful accommodation only.
* Excessive noise or unauthorized gatherings may result in cancellation of the stay in accordance with applicable Airbnb policies.
### 6. 🧹 CLEANLINESS
* Please keep the unit reasonably clean and tidy during your stay.
* Dispose of trash properly and use the designated garbage area.
* Do not leave food or waste exposed, as this may attract insects.
* Please wash or rinse used dishes and cookware after use.
* Excessive cleaning required after checkout may be subject to an additional cleaning charge where permitted.
### 7. 🛏️ FURNITURE & PROPERTY
* Please treat all furniture, appliances, linens, towels, kitchenware, and other items with care.
* Do not move large furniture or fixtures without permission.
* Please do not take any property from the unit.
* Report any accidental damage to the host as soon as possible. Accidents happen—we simply ask that you let us know.
### 8. 🛏️ LINENS & TOWELS
* Towels and linens are provided for their intended use.
* Please do not use towels to clean makeup, shoes, spills, or other substances that may permanently stain them.
* Please do not take towels, linens, or other items outside the property unless specifically permitted.
### 9. 🍳 KITCHEN
* Please clean dishes, utensils, and cookware after use.
* Do not leave food scraps in the sink.
* Do not dispose of grease, oil, or large food particles down the drain.
* Turn off the stove and other appliances after use.
### 10. 🚿 WATER & ELECTRICITY
* Please switch off lights, air-conditioning, appliances, and other electrical equipment when leaving the unit.
* Please turn off faucets and showers properly after use.
* Help us conserve electricity and water whenever possible.
### 11. 🐾 PETS
* Pets are **[not allowed / allowed with prior approval]**.
* Service animals and applicable building policies will be handled in accordance with applicable rules.
### 12. 🔐 SECURITY
* Always lock the door when leaving the unit.
* Do not share access codes, keys, or building access credentials with unauthorized persons.
* Lost keys, access cards, or remotes may be subject to replacement charges.
### 13. 🏢 BUILDING RULES
* Guests must follow all condominium/building rules and regulations.
* Pool, gym, parking, elevator, and other amenities are subject to the building's rules, operating hours, and availability.
* Please do not prop open secured building doors.
### 14. 🚨 DAMAGES & LOST ITEMS
* Please report any damage, missing items, or maintenance concerns immediately.
* Guests may be responsible for damage caused by negligence, misuse, or violation of the house rules, subject to applicable Airbnb policies.
* Lost personal belongings will be handled according to the host's lost-and-found policy.
### 15. ❤️ BE A GOOD NEIGHBOR
Please remember that this is a residential property, not a hotel. Treat the neighbors, building staff, and property with the same respect you would expect in your own home.
### ⭐ MOST IMPORTANT
**No parties • No smoking • No unauthorized guests • No excessive noise • Treat the property with care**
Thank you for helping us keep the property clean, safe, and comfortable for everyone. Enjoy your stay! 🏡✨
— **Cebu Homey Condo Rentals**
I’d also put a **shorter version inside the unit** so guests actually read it, while keeping this longer version in your Airbnb listing/guest guide.
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